because being crafty takes too much time

Bridget is doing the sweetest giveaway this week.  I wish I knew Bridget; I feel like we'd be best friends.
Anyway, I'm so sad/glad I didn't know about this shop until now, because I want to buy everything!

If I win, I want these two:

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If I don't win, there's almost nothing stopping me from getting them...

And I really want these too.