sometimes i think i'm brilliant

I hate painting my nails because I always get super messy and cleaning up sucks.
Also, they're chipped the next day and it's hardly worth it.

BUT.

One night I did them all nice and decided to clean up the edges in the morning.
I took a shower first and by the time I got around to it, I noticed they were all clean!

So now I paint at night and I can get as messy as I want.

I still don't know how to get rid of the chipping, though.
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Have you ever looked at essie's swatches?  It's so dreamy.

I buy nail polish based on the name instead of the color.
Can I name things for a living?