Dear Lady at the gym,
You were on the elliptical next to mine this morning. You scared me when you started laughing. You were watching tv and continued to laugh for the whole seven minutes I could stand to stay by you. I think I even heard an, "Oh no, they didn't." Giggling or chuckling would have been one thing, but your gut-busting guffaws were interesting... I'm not saying you shouldn't laugh in public, I even laughed, but maybe I just wasn't in the mood.
Love, that sweaty girl
Dear Man at gym,
You looked like Taye Diggs. You were hot. You were probably too old (not that I care), and I know you saw me look at you, but that's what you get for stretching in front of me.
Love, that really sore girl