There's this girl, and she knows what this poor piece of machinery feels like.
On days she doesn't feel quite right she drinks Dr. Pepper or Diet Mtn. Dew.
Some days that's the only day she can tell something's wrong. (Good job subconscious.)
She loves this quote from Gilmore Girls:
"Why did you come here?"
"Because you didn't say goodbye."
(Season 2, episode something towards the end)
She hopes she can use it one day. It sounds awfully romantic and peaceful.
And one day, if this girl gets married in the winter, she's going to wear a sweater like this:
One day, she'll have loads of fun altering clothes like this other girl.
This girl likes to announce to the world every time she has to pee, and she doesn't plan on stopping.
She'll learn that life is life and math homework doesn't do itself.
And she'd like you to know that she has to pee. Right now.